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Happy Hookers Detroit started off as a fun way to teach my friends how to crochet.  Now, a decade later it has become my life line.  I knew very early on I wanted to work with yarn and make original clothing, but to hand crochet and knit takes so long I never thought I could make a living doing it.  Then I found vintage home knitting machines!  The brand of knitting machine I use has not be manufactured since the 1990's and they are very hard to come by.  The last one I bought out of a barn in Peru, Indiana!  These knitting machines are still very difficult to operate and the learning curve has been steep.  I have barely scratched the surface of possibilities and I am looking forward to writing new patterns and to see what I come up with next!  It takes a massive amount of trial and error to turn and idea into a pattern, but everything on this website is 100% original and written by me.  I do not steal other people's ideas or patterns.  Every single item you see I made from imagination.  The whole process from balling yarn to sewing I do personally.  With your purchasing support, I hope to one day have a workshop where people can learn and create their own products all under the HHD Clothing label.  To pay someone to help me and learn this craft would make me one Happy Hooker!  The ultimate goal is to bring textile manufacturing back to Detroit one Hooker at a time!  Thank you for helping my dreams come true!
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Embroidered Happy Hooker Pride

Show some love and support with these awesomely embroidered Happy Hooker Detroit Armies. Knitted in durrable 100% washable yarn.

Our Price: $20.00
Steel Skies

This sky blue and grey bow tie will leave you feeling cool and collected. Comes already tied and with an adjustable neck strap.

Our Price: $30.00
Blue Diamond

Who says diamonds can't be a man's best friend? Look awesome in this blue and cream diamond bow tie. Comes already tied and with an adjustable strap.

Our Price: $30.00
Black Diamond

Classy and stylish, this black and white diamond design combo will leave you looking good in anything. Comes already tied and with an adjustable strap.

Our Price: $30.00
Storm

This dark grey and blue tie is edgy and classy. Comes already tied and with an adjustable neck strap.

Our Price: $30.00
Red Diamond

Pull off a snazzy look with this red and black diamond bow tie. Dress it up or dress it down. Comes already tied and with an adjustable strap.

Our Price: $30.00
Checkered Armies

Take wearing argyle to the next level with this cool checkered design. Knitted in 100% washable yarn. Available in color varieties.

Our Price: $35.00
Fingerless gloves Swirl Armies

Mesmerizing pattern that makes your arm look like an art show. Knitted with 100% washable yarn. Available in multiple colors.

Our Price: $35.00
Paisley Armies

Never have bare arms again! These Paisly knitted armies have a very unique pattern that will leave you addicted. Knitted in 100% washable yarn. Available in multiple colors.

Our Price: $35.00
Diamond Armies

Beautiful diamond patterned armies make a statement. Knitted with 100% washable yarn. Available in multiple colors.

Our Price: $35.00
Cloaking Hood Burgundy Grey Burgundy Grey

This soft pretty cloak plays with the colors of burgundy, pinks, and grey to give it one classy look. All items are knitting individually, so color striping will vary.


Our Price: $50.00
Cloaking Hood Rusty Mustard Rusty Mustard

Feel strong and ready for your day in colors of mustard, grey, and rust. All items are knitting individually, so color striping will vary.

Our Price: $50.00
Emerald Teal

Become an Earth toned Goddess with colors of grey, green, and teal. All items are knitted individually so color striping will vary.

Our Price: $50.00
Mardi Gras

Stand out of the crowd with teal, burgundy, and mustard colors that are sure to make any outfit the life of the party.

Our Price: $50.00
Cloaking Hood Shades of Fire Shades of Fire

Let your inner-flame burn out loud with this bright Cloaking Hood. All items are knitting individually, so color striping will vary.

Our Price: $50.00
Fire Red Scarf Sleeves Fire Scarf Sleeves

Turn any shirt into a sweater as soon as the sun goes down! Scarf Sleeves are just the little bit of warmth you need on a chilly night. They don't wrinkle and be worn around your waist or stored in your purse until you need them. One size fits most and Scarf Sleeves are 100% machine washable. All items are knitted individually so color striping will vary. Add a Cloaking Hood of the same color in 2 Piece Combos, or mix and match to create a hooded long sleeve caplet.


Our Price: $60.00
Burgundy Grey Scarf Sleeves Bugundy Grey Scarf Sleeves

This Burgundy Grey Scarf Sleeve can be worn as a shrug or a scarf.  Wear it around your waist when the sun is up and then convert your shirt into a sweater when the air gets chilly.  Scarf Sleeves do not wrinkle so they can be easily stored in a bag.  All Scarf Sleeves are 100% machine washable and durable enough for everyday wear.

Our Price: $60.00
Emerald TealRed Scarf Sleeves Emerald Teal Scarf Sleeves

Turn any shirt into a sweater as soon as the sun goes down!  Scarf Sleeves are just the little bit of warmth you need on a chilly night.  They don't wrinkle and be worn around your waist or stored in your purse until you need them.  One size fits most and Scarf Sleeves are 100% machine washable.  All items are knitted individually so color striping will vary.  Add a Cloaking Hood of the same color in 2 Piece Combos, or mix and match to create a hooded long sleeve caplet.

Our Price: $60.00
Rusty Mustard Scarf Sleeves Rusty Mustard Scarf Sleeves

This Burgundy Grey Scarf Sleeve can be worn as a shrug or a scarf.  Wear it around your waist when the sun is up and then convert your shirt into a sweater when the air gets chilly.  Scarf Sleeves do not wrinkle so they can be easily stored in a bag.  All Scarf Sleeves are 100% machine washable and durable enough for everyday wear.

Our Price: $60.00
Jedi Red Scarf Sleeves Jedi Scarf Sleeves

Turn any shirt into a sweater as soon as the sun goes down!  Scarf Sleeves are just the little bit of warmth you need on a chilly night.  They don't wrinkle and be worn around your waist or stored in your purse until you need them.  One size fits most and Scarf Sleeves are 100% machine washable.  All items are knitted individually so color striping will vary.  Add a Cloaking Hood of the same color in 2 Piece Combos, or mix and match to create a hooded long sleeve caplet.

Our Price: $60.00
100% Wool A-Line Butt Sweater

A-line skirt with a flare

Our Price: $85.00
100% Wool Pencil Butt Sweater

A-line skirt with a flare

Our Price: $85.00
Combo Burgundy Grey Cloaking Hood and Burgundy Grey Sleeves Burgundy Grey 2 Piece Combo

This 2 piece combo includes one Burgundy Grey Cloaking Hood and one  Scarf Sleeve.  Wear together or separately.   All items are knitting individually, so color striping will vary.

Our Price: $100.00 Save $10
Jedi 2 Piece Combo Jedi 2 Piece Combo

This 2 piece combo includes one Jedi Cloaking Hood and one Jedi Scarf Sleeve.  Wear together or separately.   All items are knitting individually, so color striping will vary.

Our Price: $100.00 Save $10
Smokey Cloaking Hood and Koala Sleeves Smokey 2 Piece Combo

This 2 piece combo includes one Smokey Cloaking Hood and one Smokey Scarf Sleeve.  Wear together or separately.  All items are knitting individually, so color striping will vary.

Our Price: $100.00 Save $10
Combo Fire Cloaking Hood and Fire Sleeves Mardi Gras 2 Piece Combo

This 2 piece combo includes one Mardi Gras Cloaking Hood and one Mardi Gras Scarf Sleeve.  Wear together or separately.   All items are knitting individually, so color striping will vary.

Our Price: $100.00 Save $10
   
 
Blooming from the heart of Detroit comes Happy Hookers, an up and coming fashion label must have. Happy Hookers produces knitted goodies to give that pop to your wardrobe. From unique Armies to jazz you up, to knitted Hoods, Skirts, Sleeves, and Bow Ties. Hooking has never been this fashionable! Great for holiday gifts, birthdays, or just to show off your own artsy taste. Jump into Detroit by jumping into a Happy Hooker original.